Police Story

Recently not very happy with our own country Law enforcement below are my family, my frens, and my stories...

Case 1

On my way to clubbing at Sxxxxt highway, a police stop me. First of all I dun have speeding and reckless driving the reason to stop me I really don't know why...(may be see we all dressed like a clubbing look...... = =")

As usual, I gave my license and he checked but problem comes...Mr. Police is starting to look for trouble... Below are out conversation:

Mr. Police: "Mana you orang pergi?"
Me: "Kawan birthday party habis kami pulang rumah."
Mr. Police: "Tadi kamu pandu laju sekarang I nak saman you, sekarang you nak macam mana?"
Me: "Bagi saya saman la!! (WTF i not exceed than 60km/j how to speeding!!! beside he not stated very clear wanna drink kopi O then I affarid once I give him $$$ he will charge me corruption!! )

At the same time, 2 cars bypass us very fast... I ask again.

Me: "Meraka pandu lebih laju daripada saya mengapa tak tangkap dia?"
Mr. Police: "Mereka pandu sangat laju, saya tak dapat buat apa."
Me: ...... (@#^&%$!)
Mr. Police: "Sekarang you nak macam mana la!"(he ask me again...WTF)
Me: "Sekarang saya nak hantar kawan saya balike rumah lepas itu saya balik rumah, kalau kamu nak bagi saman bagi saja; kalau tidak saya terus jalan saja!!!" (after what he say i really damn dulan!!!)
Mr. Police: "Ok ok, lain kali jangan pandu cepat ya!"
Me: "Ok ok, terima kasih encik" (WTF driver faster than me not saman...!!!)

佑: Moral of story tell us when get stop by police and u have nothing wrong, don't too fast treat them "kopi O"... in chinese call "淡定有錢剩"

佑: Another moral of story tell us don't try to negotiate with police when you find out ppl are doing the same mistake as they mention but not take action. "Mereka .....................(fill it yourself ), saya tak dapat buat apa." is their rights to say it!!!


Case 2

When I was a teenager I follow my father go to work during school holiday. As usual we pack up our load and head to renovation site at Damansara Utama.

Infront of my father van is taxi & behind 2 or 3 cars is a police car. Suddenly the taxi stop because got ppl touting beside road. Fortunately my father manage to stop the car and it's almost hit.

At the same time, the same action as my father doin apply to the cars behind and almost hit too. After few seconds, police car siren and warning comes...

The police come just give my father saman and say :

Police: "Kamu tahu macam mana awak memandu tak?
My Father: "Encik bukan saya salah, taxi depan saya tiba-tiba emergancy brek. (my father use his limited malay language + his own creativity of combining chinmalay language explaine to police.)

Police uncertainty walk infront to see it but...the taxi and the passenger long gone edi lor!!!!

Police: "Mana taxi itu? Saya tak nampak pun." (he turn back and say)
My Father: "Tadi taxi ada situ ma!!! Gua pun tada tau sudah pergi mana"

We argue about 5 min then the police say

Police: "Ok ok lain kali pandu cermat sikit"
We tot is over but suddenly he turn back and say
Police: "Awak punya papan sudah halang belakang cermin. Saya nak saman awak...."
My Father: "渣到...."

At last we treat him drink Malaysia famous Kopi O....

佑:Moral of this story tell us :
1.) When we drive, never ever behind taxi, don't think your break is very good.
2.) When we drive, never ever place yourself infront police car, don't think his break is very good.
3.) When we drive, never ever place yourself in position of infront of police car and behind taxi, don't think all of you break is very good...
4.) In chinese call "是福不是祸,是祸躲不过,要是躲不过,请他kopi O"....


more will come......