Thursday, September 3, 2009

爱.了解 Love or Understand

男人基本上是衣冠禽兽,我说的是,如果他丢掉了道德的外衣.
他们可以有了女朋友,外面又有一个情人;问他选择一个.他会说不能.为什么?因为,他两个都爱.
男人明明给了很多女方很多承诺,到头来会什么都没有做.为什么?他会说,承诺的美丽在于不能实现.
男人有一个脑袋,一个生殖器,但是往往都不能同时操作.
对男人来说,性和爱绝对是可以分开的.为什么,他会说:我和某某人上床是一个错误,纯粹是一个发泄;我还是爱你的.

女人基本上是精神分裂者,如果她是正常的话.
她们可以有了心事不说,男人不猜,发脾气.男人猜不中,发脾气.为什么?她会说:原来你这么不了解我.
女人明明知道男人很爱她,但是最喜欢问:你爱不爱我? 男人回答后,她又会问:真的吗? 你假假啦.
女人有一个脑袋,一颗心.脑袋想的东西是跟着心跳转变.

对女人来说,男人要爱她,要在乎她,如果没有,她就会说:你是不是不爱我了? 如果太过爱她,太过在乎她,她会说:两个人在一起是需要空间的.

基本上,
男人是拿来了解不是拿来爱的. 爱男人,只会受伤害;还是了解他来得比较实际.
女人是拿来爱而不是拿来了解的. 了解女人,是一辈子都学不会的学问,还是好好爱她来得比较容易.
总的来说,男人是拿来了解不是拿来爱的,女人是拿来爱而不是拿来了解的.
女生们,不要再说我们不了解你们了.你们真的是很难了解的.

Men are bastard, if they do not have moral value.

They can have a close girlfriend, but still having a partner out there. Ask him to choose only one, he will say: I can't, i love both of them.

Men compromise and promise a lot, but all of these stuff just like evaporate after that. Why? He will say: The beauty of promise is because it is a thing that you cannot acheive.

Men have one brain, and one penis. Too bad, they can't function at the same time.

To men, sex and love are absolutely seperatable. Why? He will say: Having sex is just a mistake, i still love you.

To men, they love because of sex.

Women are bitches, if they are normal.

They have something to say, but they always keep it in the depth of their heart. If their man don;t know about that, they will get frustrated. If their man try to guess and can;t get it as well, they will get frustrated also.

Women know their boyfriends love them much, but still keep asking that : Do you love me? If men tell them that I love you more than you expect. Women will ask again: Really?

To women, men have to love them, care about them. If not, they will say : You do not love me anymore. If men love them too much and care about them too much, they will say : You are so possesive, do you know that i need space."

To women, they sex because of love.

In conclusion,

Men are for us to understand but not love, because they are not lovable. Loving him equal to hurting ourselves, so try to know and understand him will be happier.

Women are for us to love but not understand, because they are so not understandable. Understanding her equal to mission impossible, so try to love her is much more easier.

Last but not least, Men are for us to understand but not love, Women are for us to love but not understand.

Girls, don't keep saying that we do not understand you. You girls are really not that easy to understand.